Posted by god-damn-cat on Feb 12, 2011
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Note: All quotes are taken from the internet...